Latest Jokes on Husband & Wife, Funny WhatsApp and Facebook Messages in English

.:: Chanakya writes ::.

“If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less & Understand more!

If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More & never try to Understand !

Husband & Wife Funny WhatsApp Messages and Jokes

.:: Husband's Loyalty Tests ::.

Test 1:

Wife buys 12 underwear of same colour for her husband,

Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people :O

Total silence… -_-

Test 2:

A couple sees a hot girl,
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think it's natural.
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??
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Total Silence... -_-

Test 3:

Men will always be Men –

Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra(Religious Trip). Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra(Trip) and one of the men in the group said- “HARI OM” and rest of them said- “KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!” ("where's she.. where's she..!!") ;) :P

Test 4:

Phone rings at night.

Husband: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home”

Wife : ” He is at home”

Husband in anger : ” What the HELL?”

Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME” :P

Husband & Wife Funny WhatsApp Messages and Jokes in English

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awwww Yes Darling...
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Husband: Great!  then,
Stay 9,955,887 kms away from Me.. :D

New Hilarious Funny WhatsApp Jokes on Husband-Wife

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.